"Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run."
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Slim Pickens

I'm the best president there will ever be! 
Look at me wasting millions while you're just poor 
Look at me trying to lure you like a wrinkly old whore 
Look how everything I do is about the person that I'm not 
And how the things I say are meant to fool you a whole lot 
I'm rich and that's why right now I'm here and I am running 
Poor folks can never be as stunning 
Or as presidential 
Or as pure 
Or so self-indulgent they feel they deserve 
(They'd better not have the nerve) 
To talk about ME! ME! ME! like kids trying to get picked 
Don't the masses realize they're just getting dicked? 
Oh how I love the things I want to put on your frigging plate 
I'm here to save you all before it's just too late 
Or so I'll make you think 
For the truth is I stink 
I'm here because I have a thirst for power 
I stink so much I could use a shower 
I'm shamelessly talking about the person I love the most 
Now, you know that is ME from coast to coast: 
I'm fantastic, I love your kids and maybe you as well 
Look at me wave while trying to hide my smell 
Aren't you impressed by the way I point
At your voters' joint?
Look at me point at you as if we're buddies and I count 
You should see my savings account or my checking account 
Or any account that's being hidden in my name 
I call it hide and sneak — it's such a fun game!
Trying to hide the skeletons I adore 
While you're busy kissing my feet walking on your floor 
While you're wanting to believe I care about you 
Look at me playing dirty calling it a world view 
Watch me as I try to hypnotize you with my speech 
The one I never wrote myself because I'm just a leech 
Then pretend it's all mine 'cause I'm such a jerk 
But a smart jerk 
Such a loving jerk 
Such a wonderful human being too 
Just as long as my magic works on you, 
You're willing to shine my shoe and sniff my shiny poo 
And tell others how great a person I am 
That, in fact, I'm the embodiment of Uncle Sam 
Or Auntie Sam for I've got balls 
I am so rich I could buy Yosemite falls 
But not you haha — you just trust my every word... 
Now, wouldn't it be great to belong to my herd?

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